Forward to the future with David Cameron

Helped along by the Tories’ spinmeisters, the Guardian and most of the other papers have been telling us what David Cameron is going to say in his closing speech to the Tory conference before he stands up to say it. And my, what mould-shattering stuff it is too.

‘There’s been a lot of talk about lurching, so let me make it clear - no lurch to the right, no lurch to the left. There’s only one direction for me and that’s forward to the future.’
It’s hard to believe that someone actually writes that stuff.